Your biggest pretend.

shutupaubrey:

if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round

dotherolexsweep:

oaf-whisperer:

They call me girl

They call me Stacey

They call me her

They call me Esteban Julio Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez

That’s not my name 

That’s not my name

That’s not my name

That’s not my name

You missed Ricardo

hitlervevo:

heytinaloser:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

why is the gif so accurate

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for